Monday, 24 May 2010

arg

so its the long weekend here
im like sooo tired and like man i need some full body detoxing doing lol
so yeh worked the bar shifts and then it was a case of drinks?
yeh go for it
next thing we know its sunrise already
oh guys suns up
already oh man we've done it again
breakfast anyone???
yeh were?
maccy d's?
sod it yeh lets go
so theres me j rock plumb jess and g hopper walking round an empty vic with beers in old mac bags like man this is a great idea
like ten bucks of food each and then everyone goes to bed
repeat the process and add a bbq on sunday evening followed by a beach fire and then not much sleep and that = my weekend
oh yeh and falling up the stairs
thats impressive
now its time for my proper job
shave check
jeans check
smiley face check
time to head out
laters
x

Friday, 21 May 2010

starbucks i love you

ok so im sat in starbucks in china town looking out at the pearl of victoria ( a giant metal globe with all the victorias in the world marked on it ) and the gates of harmonious intrest
its the oldest chinatown in bc and the second oldest in north america ( only san frans is older )
sooo oooh what have i been up to
lots is the easy answer lots of working in sportschek which im loving
selling blades hockey skates bikes footballs and other sorts of random crap to the unsuspecting public yay :)
and pedicabbing is as fun as ever i loooove this job big time even just hanging out after a shift with elisha and mike the mechanic just chillaxing out in the yard in the camping chairs with the stereo blaring rock fm or something like that and a coooool beer in your hand oh man you cannot repeat cannot beat this
so yeh funny story timmy one of the aussies working for us had a tour up to craigdarroch castle and he forgot the way so took these poor japanese tourists to the governer general's house ( they hadnt even seen a picture of the castle so they didnt know any better ) and told them that was the castle they of course beleived him
but on the way back they passed some of the vpc guys and they have a picture of the castle on it so the tourists were all wtf did we see
and timmy thinking on his feet was oh yeh guys thats what it looked like before it burned down and the totally beleived it so major props for tim for A getting a great tip and B totally pulling it off

oh yeh and me and tim were waiting for a pre arranged trip and this couple come up to us being all whats the scam then guys
cue us what do we loolk like were scammers then to each other oh yeh just coz were foreign think were up to no good
the couple laughed and the guy was like well ive never trusted gingers or aussie s

our reply was fair dinkum

they loved it scored a cheeky tour for a rookie

anyway wer having a costume party next monday night so me elishhhh nate colin and rob headed out to value village =to get something
we ended up with several kids size costumes (ive got a monkey with a tail ears and a banana in hand tooo :) )
nate nearly got us kicked outa the store too after we found a dinosaur godzillaesk costume he squeezed into most of it imagine the feet at his knees and the hands by his elbows
he then proceeded to stomp around the store roaring at everyone
this included a couple of little kids who pretty much bricked it ran to their mum and started crying

then there was some lady going down another isle so nate runs down our isle and like peers round roaring at her she starts arguing and so nate just roars at her some more

then we see some staff heading our way so we headed to the tills
good times


and i got a tape player so james lent me a couple of tapes they include spindoctors pocket full of kryptonite ( the one with two princes on !!!) and the beach boys and the beach boys entire tape is about blummin cars i mean i like cars but a whole tape of 'lil poop scoop you dont know what i got ' is a lil much but im kinda loving it for the chill vibes on my balcony lol

on the whole balcony subject i dont think i could manage without one now
its perfect for post / pre work chilling in my comfy chair with the beach boys soothing tones playing and a blue buck beer in hand
or kokanee (its cheap and beery)
blue buck is a local brew to get to mine it goes up 1 block and accross 2 so thats pretty much from purple moose to the spoon in comparison
i do miss non fizzy beer though
oh yeh ed
i got ed from yvr ( vancouver ) airport
anddd i got from here to there byyyy
helijet
(helicopter)
and it was amaaazing it was like being in a giant massage chair but it wasss loud
and i kept thinking what would happen if like the blades stopped going round
and man this would suck dying who would get ed
lol oh yeh and i had messaged ed saying i was going to meet him at the airport but for some reason he hadnt got it and seemed supprised when i turned up

anywhose im gunna head out now guys
love
t
x

Sunday, 9 May 2010

happy bday lil sis

Its erica's bday today (my wee soeur)
And so happy birthday sis xxx
Ok then I've been in my place a week now and I'm loving it altho the huge double bed and a single duvet means I'm curled up in the corner
That's not soo cool but u know its warm
So I've had a gd week kubuki'ed a shed load and did my first shift at
........... Sport chek a sports shop and nope I haven't spelt it wrong that's how they spell it
Work in friday pedicabbing was ama7ing fun loads of us out there and loads of thrills n spills like lonnie and the police after the bastion square bombing
(Its a steep cut through with posts that you can slalom thru
She got a caught going suuuuper quick
Then we got our funk on outside irish times to good jigging music so we had an impromptu hoedown yeeehhhaaa
Members of the public did join in !
Sat eve was almost as gd except my cab got nicked
Cue me running down the street grabbin the brake n chucking the offenders out
Oh yeh and I got told by somne girls to stop pretending to be english
I was alll ummmm.... Oki then lol
And sat eve was total theo n jon double teaming and it was sheeer class guys look we got kabs let's stop walking start drinking and ill throw in the english accent for free
Was fun
On top of this is was hen night central and having the pink kab paid off
We ended up having 19 hen nighters in a huge 8 kab train all up hill though so me and mitch decided hmmm hardwork naaa
So we skitched jon halfway up johnson st lol
Then ther was the mass bomb of bastion for a second heb party followed by a race to the empress
Pinky and me could only manage second
Neway I'm going to bed now night
Xx

Sunday, 2 May 2010

new place baby

ok guys biggg news
ive got my own place
well a room in an apartment lol
its suppper chill though as ive got a rocking balcony lol
and i currently have in my fridge beer milk instant noodles cornflakes and oreos!
yeh i gotta go buy more food in a bit
so yeh im having a great time kubuki kabbing its a fun job
im loving the night shift as we all seem to hang out getting the odd ride from 8 till like 11 then things start to pick up
then wer busting it out till 1 when it goes up a gear and the kubuki rules the streets
then 2-3 is the power hour and u can make serious dollar then
and then back to the shop for after work beers and chillage
so yeh my room is on north park road (827) its like 5 mins from the kubuki shop and like 15 mins walk from the bay centre downtown were my other job (sport check ) is
i start at sport chek on thursday.
(did u see my punctuation there ???)
yeh anyways gotta dash ill get some pics of the room up sometime soon
peace out
xx